"alexis is capitalized."
"do not engage."
"you are so f*$&-ed up right now i can't even imagine being you."
"i will fight you, and if i can't fight you, i have a very large boyfriend in the back room."
"will you just shut-up about your thass?"
"i did not bite you with my fingers. that, my dear, is called a pinch."
"and the little one said, roll-over. roll-over."
"out of my bed. now. you will not insult my opossum."
and, again:
"out of the bed of love."
"hand me the wine bottle."
"kangaroo care?"
to stephanie: "don't call her a whale, please. i really can't deal with that right now."
"give me the pills."
"the fighting vaginae are wind-up toys. open your eyes and relax."
"get out of my bra. give. it. back. to. me."
"stop fooling around, and get on your back."
"feet up higher, missy."
"leave."
"take off your shirt. strip."
"those noises make me feel uncomfortable."
"someone, deal with this, please."
"excellent."
"language."
"please take off the stripper chain."
"what are you wearing? i do not care if he likes it."
"you have border-line personality disorder. don't argue."
"it will hurt, and i will not stop. besides, you probably like it."
"don't try to reason with her...she's having a moment."
"that's a nice dress" (steph). "she's not wearing underwear."
"kimberly, did you---i don't want to know..."
"and that is called being passive aggressive."
"are you wearing two pairs of pants? what is that?" "those are my panties. mean." (me).
"you just called me a bitch." ((((NOT TRUE))))
"you need to wash your sheets."
"before dinner? really?"
that, my friends, is a functional friendship.
